Paul Bettany's Ass...

In the infinite boredom that comes with being home I have come to find that one way of quelling said boredom is through premium movie channels. These include HBO, Showtime, Cinemax and, past 11, Skinemax...for the comedy portion of today's feature presentations. After all, there really is nothing like heterosexual softcore porn to lighten one's mind. "Ohhh, yesss, ohhh god....fuck me...harder...HARDER" as the guy pounds back and forth on the woman's ass, revealing a great deal of space between the two people. One question...WHERE IS THE PENETRATION!?

Ok, tangent done. That really was never intended to be part of this blog. What has really come about as a result of my watching premium channels is a new, yet undying love for Paul Bettany's ass. His ass is possibly the most perfect, well shaped, muscled but soft...in a word: beautiful. Of course, it goes hand in hand with the rest of Paul Bettany, but we won't go into that. My fascination really does lie in that perfect British bum.

In other news...I have done nothing lately. I work, I come home, I smoke a little, and that is about it. Woohoo, rahrah, life sucks, bleh. Alright, I am gonna go hang out with some people. Btw, if anyone gets the chance, take some time, rent a Paul Bettany movie, and look at his ass. The movie Wimbledon, which I am currently watching, is a perfect example. The movie seems to focus almost entirely on his perrrfect ass.